A Truly Shocking Rating System

Before I start reviewing upcoming summer blockbusters. Every decent review blog needs some kind of rating system (This system will be mainly used for movies but it could be applied to shows too). So here's mine, pay attention to the pictures and the number of fingers being extended. Since 10 is a little generic, I'm going to use 6.
Painful to take...
0 - This movie is bad. It's so bad, you wouldn't bother going to it, if Carmen Electra was your date and she was promising sex afterwards. I'm serious, this is bad stuff. We're talking 'Son of the Mask' bad
Probably not worth the trouble...
1 - You either have to be totally drunk, totally high, or in love with someone from the cast to even give this movie a chance. A step up from 'Mortal Kombat: Annihilation', but not by much
Have to be in the mood...
2 - Overall the movie isn't good, but there are some good moments in it. By good moments, I mean celebrity nudity. Seriously though, I'm talking about the kinds of movies that are only good for a few minutes and then are surrounded by filler. Infamous with some sports films.
Just satisfying...
3 - This is an average movie. It's not seriously lacking in any area but it's definitely missing anything special. Tailor made for a rental, or I guess a purchase (First Markham destroyed Roger's Video with ease).
Better than usual...
4 - This is a solid flick. It's better than most out there. There aren't any obvious flaws but it just doesn't have that 'je ne sais quoi'. Definitely worth going to the theatre for though.
More than enough...
5 - Hold the standing ovations but damn the movie is good. It brings up a flurry of emotions, some of which you thought you killed when you decided to become a real man.



Just sit back and enjoy the ride...
6 - This is usually reserved for at least Oscar nominations. These are must sees in my opinion. The people that make movies like these are geniuses and deserve praise.