If I Were A Monkey

I think that it would be great to have my mind in a monkey's body. I would have so much fun. I could walk up to someone I didn't like, look at them funny, shit in my hand, throw it in their face and start laughing. They wouldn't be able to do a thing about it because I would be a monkey. I could run around campus, touching all the pretty girls and I would get in absolutely no trouble because hey, I'm a monkey. I'd make other people's lives better too. I'd walk into Dairy Queen, point to a picture on the wall and pay for it. I think whomever served me the ice cream would be so happy, because for the rest of their lives they can say they served a banana split to a monkey. How awesome would that be? I think I'd abuse my freedom though, I'd probably touch myself inappropriately in publc. Hey! It's almost fucking expected from a monkey. All in all though, it would be great to be a monkey every now and then.



Yes, this is a new blog. My other blogs contain heavier pieces of work which doesn't allow for this sort of thought play. If you can't tell this blog will probably be my most ridiculous one and will show a side of me that only few know. Enjoy!